If there was a stereotype that needs to be obliterated, it has to be that skateboarders are punk mother-fuckin’ chibba smokers and don’t give a rats ass about nothing. You’d figure an old lady that falls off her motorized transport would cause quite a stir to the general public. Believe or not, about 5 minutes pass and the old lady is literally just lying on the ground in agonizing pain while others just pass on by not know what to do. It took the aid of almost every skater on the Island to come to her care, even though most had no clue what to do and just figured the best thing to do is just leave her on the ground and call an ambulance. I am probably going to hell for taking that photo but a pro skater told me to do and I am kind of a sixteen year old when it comes to skateboarding. I’d probably grab cock if Daewon Song told me to….okay maybe not but I am sure there would be a 5 minute thinking session on it before I’d say, “Maybe next time.”

Rebel 8 represent! You saw the artwork, now check out the products. One of my favorite artists, brands and kicks……all rolled into one. Good luck trying to find the Dollins. I couldn’t find them anywhere in the Bay, but ended up in the last place I would have checked….THE FUCKING RETARDED AS MALL! Thanks to Joshy D. from Rebel 8 for the heads up and getting back to my e-mails. Also if you want to see an amazing flick that is work $10 of your time, watch Zack and Miri Mack A Porno. One of the funniest damn near soft core porn comedies I have ever seen! You won’t be disappointed…….

The Muni buses were drowned with noise yesterday at 8:30pm with the happiness of change. The future is sure on pace for something very different…..

With the election coming up in a couple of days, it seemed fitting to remember our past presidential winners that were more of a success to our great nation of old compared to our new nation of shit…..filled with economic distress, questionable war efforts, and a Texas loved butthead that will soon be leaving the presidential office very soon. Enter Bill “I got my dick sucked at the White House” motha-fuckin’ Clinton! Culturally loved by all in the golden state of California and a great representation of what a real president used to be. It is literally just astounding the love that I got from wearing a $7 Walgreens mask and a Mervyns suit that made people just want to take pictures with me like I am Mickey Mouse or something. I might be out of wack with Halloween cause I haven’t done anything since high school but I had no idea that the in thing was to take pictures with total strangers in costume. I am still cracking up today just thinking about yesterday and just realizing……what if this wasn’t a mask? What if I was actually Bill Clinton? The thought just boggles the mind and the guy must be on some serious rock star status. Shouts to my boy Kevin for making that bust day into something interesting enough to keep me out till 3am. Funny how I also got to chat with Robbie Holmes at some bar talking about him killing the Pier 7 blocks and how he doesn’t skate no more. What a night…..but on the way home, I should have just kicked it in the Castro cause the fuckers kept me up till almost 5 in the morning.

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Sometimes I forget I am half-Japanese and that this place exists. Stopped by Fatlace HQ today in J-Town and swooped up my FL deck (1 of 3 colorways). If you haven’t copped one yet make sure to get it now and make sure to nab the others when they come out on their release dates. Shouts out to Kenny for the conversations today and showing what’s good in the store. And speaking of Japanese, this guy just rules….even though this guy is still king.

Later went to the East Bay and had lunch with the fam for my sister’s birthday. More festivities to come next week.

One of the best tapas in San Fran has to be Cha Cha Cha’s. Always been to the Mission one but decided to hit up the Haight one before the Mos concert.

So to the people that didn’t go to this, did you miss out? Hate to say it but this one was the second time I saw Mos and it was yet again another bombed performance. Granted the sound check guys had no idea what they were doing but Mos did show up super late (as I expected) and only did about a 20 minute set before the mic got killed. Plus my nipples were hard as nails and my feet were in all jacked up from the walk from Twin Peaks.

Later went downtown to hit up some stuff with my boy Mark and checked out the new MacBook Pros that debuted the other day. Sometimes it can be very tempting to run in this store and take a desert eagle and rob them for everything they got….but instead I have to stand there and piss and moan about how I have no money and settle with what I have….which really isn’t all that bad but considering how Mac runs, my two year old machine will be the next paper weight on my desk (was that a run-on?) Burgermeister was pretty good too.

Last night was one of the most beautiful nights in SF. Warm, clear skies, full moon, straight couple having sex across the way…..and it’s freakin’ October.

This morning wasn’t too shabby also….